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All Hail The Kawaii Prince

I'm Mars, a 20 y/o comedy writing and performance major / martian living in Chicago. I run a minecraft server called Pagemaster and make music under the name Only Man On Mars (Links above)
Sep 22 '14

exxxmilitary:

I love Death Grips and sometimes I think of them and I feel like crying

I feel that pain too, all we can do is pray for Jenny death

Sep 21 '14

feminismandangst:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

wooooowwwwwwww

Sep 21 '14
Sep 21 '14

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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Sep 21 '14
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
Sep 21 '14

(Source: firemen)

Sep 21 '14
new header

new header

Sep 21 '14

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Sep 21 '14
NSP tweets and natural beauty

(Source: legendofthesevenstars)

Sep 21 '14
Run The Jewels - Oh My Darling Don't Cry (Run The Jewels 2)

pinatapup:

Run The Jewels - Oh My Darling Don’t Cry