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From Somewhere A Transmission

I'm Mars, a 20 y/o comedy writing and performance major / martian living in Chicago, who just might be 2 kawaii for this life. I have 2 sisters and i call the younger one snake.
I also make music as Only Man On Mars
http://onlymanonmars.bandcamp.com/
Apr 22 '14
Records!

Records!

Apr 22 '14

mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

Apr 22 '14
toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

(Source: theclearlydope)

Apr 22 '14

santa:

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

(Source: worldwar2chainz)

Apr 22 '14

michaelragequiitjones:

I just weighed myself and I now weigh 131lbs. I used to be 144. Feeling mighty proud right now

Apr 22 '14

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

Apr 22 '14

Dare #158: You’re Kevining.

(Source: jagweedish)

Apr 22 '14

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Apr 22 '14

chelsfarrington:

Lori Beth Denberg was the comedic genius of my childhood.

Apr 22 '14

vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

(Source: prestonhymas)